Thursday, February 02, 2006

Why You Should Hire A Pirate


Pirates are the kind o' fellers what can handle pretty much anything. So long as ye let them bellow sea shanties while they're whoppin' at whatever 'tis.

Pirates say what they're thinkin'. None o' that willy-whiskered cheerleading here. You swab!!!

Gold is good. Ye kin get a pirate to do most anythin' fer gold. An' possibly a nice piece o' delicious fudge. Or bucket o' rum.

Hours arrrre negotiable. Meself, I like me some three-in-the marnin' shifts.

Unlikely to file workers comp claims. Them's for sissies and hornswogglers.

Pirates kick arse, every damn time.

So the next time ye're castin' aboot fer a new employee, and ye're tired of yer pansy crew, if ye're smart ye'll check the local docks. Also, wharf cats is good if ye've got a varmint problem.